Weekend Update/Monologue
- Trump’s USDA appointees caused some confusion this week when he included a truck driver, country club cabana attendant, and a scented-candle company owner. Some may have been confused, but Trump was simply covering all his bases just in case the USDA’s a government agency for cabana boys.
- This week London rescinded Uber’s license to operate. Fortunately, you can still use a Lyft.
- Donald Trump uninvited the Golden State Warriors from their post-NBA Championship White House visit. This marks the first time Trump has ever rejected something golden.
- Trump specifically rescinded Steph Curry’s invitation, definitely not marking the first time he’s turned away a black man.