Saturday, September 23rd 2017

Weekend Update/Monologue


  • Trump’s USDA appointees caused some confusion this week when he included a truck driver, country club cabana attendant, and a scented-candle company owner. Some may have been confused, but Trump was simply covering all his bases just in case the USDA’s a government agency for cabana boys.


  • This week London rescinded Uber’s license to operate. Fortunately, you can still use a Lyft.



  • Donald Trump uninvited the Golden State Warriors from their post-NBA Championship White House visit. This marks the first time Trump has ever rejected something golden.
  • Trump specifically rescinded Steph Curry’s invitation, definitely not marking the first time he’s turned away a black man.



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